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June 29 TIME PASS ON SUNDAYToday I just present some joke for every one to read and feel happy on boring Sunday, cause who are surfing on internet today, I think don’t have much plans for enjoying Sundays or only want to stay at home for relax. So for those some laugh
May be jokes you already heard or know but then, I think some are new for every one.
1) Two guys, an (One clever patriot) , a (One idiot patriot from rival country) are out walking together one day. These 2 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give you each one wish, that's two wishes total,' says the Genie. The (One idiot patriot from rival country) said, 'I want a wall around my country, so that no neighbors or infidels can come into our land.' With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around its country 'Hmmmm', the (One clever patriot) asks, 'I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds that idiot’s country. Nothing can get in or out.' So the (One clever patriot 0says, 'Fill it up with water.' 2) A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how
she managed to call one in particular She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname 3)
A friend asks from his fool friend. That how was his exam? fool said: It was ok but I couldn’t answer past tense of “THINK.” I thought, thought & finally I wrote “THUNK'.” Some questions and answers giving to you
Its just for play with others for your fun.
Enjoy
Questions
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Q. What looks like half apple?
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Q. What gets wet with drying?
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
I know its some thing like foolish talks but atleast for enjoy
And if some one wants intellectuals talks so for that also He can remind me , but trust me its so boring
Thanks and regards
Vijay
AH !!! ..... HMMM, OK i FORGET TO PUT THE ANSWERS , HAHA , IN NEXT ONE OTHERWISE I KNOW NO TRY TO USE THERE SUNDAYS TIME
IN THE EVNING YOU GET THOSE
WELL CARRY ON |
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